Update on Sammy the Post Office Cat
Hey evrybuddy, Skeezix heer. I’m thrilled to be able to purrvide anuther update on Sammy the Post Office Cat! My best frend Calvin sent a blanket frum his mom’s ETSY store to Sammy at his vary own PO box, and yesterday he got a reply frum none other than Sammy hisself! Sammy rote, “The blanket is beautiful. I will nap on it for my next ‘spot’”. Sammy also purrvided an update on his explusion frum the Post Office:
Be assured, my mission is to have a continued presence at the Notasulga Post Office. My current station is on the sunny outside corner where we first met, weather permitting. My status for an inside, sunny, counter-top nap remains unknown. Even though I am a Post Office Box holder.
Sammy also gave an update on the anonnymuss sourpuss lady hoo got Sammy kikt owt of the Post Office:
Update: The miserable complainer has now filled a new complaint stating I am causing her allergies to flare. My caregivers have recommended an antihistamine to the complaining/ailing human.
Heer are my sugjesschuns for the miserable complaining sourpuss ladey:
- Moove as far away from Sammy and Notasulga as yoo can. Like maybey Antartikka.
- Ware a hazmat soot.
- Git a life.
Maybe sum of yoo have other sugjeschuns. Yoo can leeve them in the comments sekshun. But pleeze, remember the kittens and keep it PG. Or at leest, PG13.
If yoo haven’t ritten to Sammy yet, heer’s his address:
Sammy the Cat
PO Box 173
Notasulga, AL 36866
Yoo can read the hole entire letter frum Sammy heer. Thanks, Calvin, fur purrviding these importunt updates!
how can you cause her allerges to flare when she’s outside? i mean seriously? this sounds like she just wants you gone instead of any other kind of problem that she keeps talking about.
What a miserable witch! It’s always something with her: first Sammy attacks her, now he makes her allergies flare up..seriusly what a nut case.
Well done Calvin’s Mom!
And thanks Skeezy for some happy news….
That’s so cool that Sammy wrote you back Calvin. I sure hope he joins Catster and sees what a great community we are.
She’s obviously NOT with PETA!
Yayyy for Sammy!
That miserable old witch needs to take a long walk on a short pier.
Our Mom just finished making a card for Sammy and it will be on its way tomorrow morning! We hope Sammy enjoys it. Purr on, Sammy!!!!
Perhaps if this sourpuss would pull her head out of her posterior her allergies would clear up !!!!!! MOL !!!!!!!
We sent Sammy a postcard with a crocodile on it. Maybe that will scare the grumpy lady away. She sounds like the lady who thought Dewey the Library cat would cause people to drop dead all over the place.
Hey Sammie! Whats your PO BOx again,
we want to send you a 100 lb bag of cat food so she can “shove it” in your PO Box.. heheheheh
your wait, maybe you should “shove it” in hers.?
Good idea, we are going to send some foodies fur ya
Sammie
Skeezix, your suggestions for the sourpuss are right on! (We really like Zeeke’s suggestion too, MOL!) Mommy says this reminds her of an awful neighbor she used to have who complained about Mommy’s chickens in the backyard so animal control came and confiscated them. Then Mommy put a stuffed toy chicken in the coop and the mean neighbor thought it was real even though it didn’t make any noise, and she called the police to complain that Mommy still had one chicken in the coop! You are right….Some people really need to get a life!