The Cat's Meow » Humor http://blogs.catster.com/the-cats-meow-a-cat-and-kitten-blog Just another blogs.catster.com weblog Sun, 22 Nov 2009 02:51:37 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 If Your Cat Could Talk, She Would Say… http://blogs.catster.com/the-cats-meow-a-cat-and-kitten-blog/if-your-cat-could-talk-she-would-say/2009/10/29/ http://blogs.catster.com/the-cats-meow-a-cat-and-kitten-blog/if-your-cat-could-talk-she-would-say/2009/10/29/#comments Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:00:22 +0000 Karen Nichols http://blogs.catster.com/the-cats-meow-a-cat-and-kitten-blog/?p=9047
ifcatscouldtalk

[Source: graphjam]

]]> http://blogs.catster.com/the-cats-meow-a-cat-and-kitten-blog/if-your-cat-could-talk-she-would-say/2009/10/29/feed/ 5 Tabby Tuesday http://blogs.catster.com/the-cats-meow-a-cat-and-kitten-blog/tabby-tuesday-3/2009/09/22/ http://blogs.catster.com/the-cats-meow-a-cat-and-kitten-blog/tabby-tuesday-3/2009/09/22/#comments Tue, 22 Sep 2009 07:07:48 +0000 Karen Nichols http://blogs.catster.com/the-cats-meow-a-cat-and-kitten-blog/?p=7837
tabbyTues__22sep

Believe it or not, he’s dead asleep in this position.

[SOURCE: redbubble.com]

]]> http://blogs.catster.com/the-cats-meow-a-cat-and-kitten-blog/tabby-tuesday-3/2009/09/22/feed/ 3 Millions of Cats Protesting Cat-Free Internet Day http://blogs.catster.com/the-cats-meow-a-cat-and-kitten-blog/millions-of-cats-protesting-cat-free-internet-day/2009/09/09/ http://blogs.catster.com/the-cats-meow-a-cat-and-kitten-blog/millions-of-cats-protesting-cat-free-internet-day/2009/09/09/#comments Wed, 09 Sep 2009 21:06:41 +0000 Karen Nichols http://blogs.catster.com/the-cats-meow-a-cat-and-kitten-blog/?p=7331

This morning, Skeezix and I left home under the cloak of darkness to avoid the massive grass-roots protest on our front lawn against Cat-Free Internet Day. The hisses of protest were just too much for us, and Skeezix has a nervous disposition as it is. So we got the heck out of town.

Before things got too hostile, I talked to the household of tabbies above who had this to say about Cat-Free Internet Day:

Tigger: “So now, what are we supposed to do all day?”

Randy: “Why cat-free innerwebs? Why not dog-free innerwebs? Dogs suck and the innerwebs would be better without them.”

Fluffy: “Few people know that Al Gore invented the innerwebs specifically to give disenfranchised cats a voice. A cat-free innerweb even for just a day spells the end of civilization as we know it.”

Mr Whiskers: “It’s all that Obama guy’s fault. He’s a dog person.”

Our friend Gleek may have said it best, “A day without cat cuteness? Crazy!!!”

Indeed. As Skeezix and I glanced around the lobby of an undisclosed airport, we watched news coverage of Cat-Free Internet day, and frankly, the promoters looked suspiciously like dog people. Scouting the faces of travelers around us, all but one person had a gloomy, hangdog expression on his face. When I checked out Mr Happy, I saw he had icanhascheezburger on his laptop. Cheezburger defied the innerwebs to continue to post cute all day long.


In a reader? Click here.

Everyone else, deprived of Internet cat cuteness, looked like they had a case of the Mondays.

So folks, there’s your proof that there is no point if having an Internet if it’s cat free. No point at all.

]]> http://blogs.catster.com/the-cats-meow-a-cat-and-kitten-blog/millions-of-cats-protesting-cat-free-internet-day/2009/09/09/feed/ 30 Thursday Thirteen: 13 Laughing Cats http://blogs.catster.com/the-cats-meow-a-cat-and-kitten-blog/thursday-thirteen-13-laughing-cats/2009/09/02/ http://blogs.catster.com/the-cats-meow-a-cat-and-kitten-blog/thursday-thirteen-13-laughing-cats/2009/09/02/#comments Thu, 03 Sep 2009 06:59:02 +0000 Karen Nichols http://blogs.catster.com/the-cats-meow-a-cat-and-kitten-blog/?p=7116 This week’s Thursday Thirteen features 13 laughing cats and a bonus LOL kitten!



[CREDITS: nancys-kitty-kondo.net; funnycatpix.com; quirkycottages.com; photocat.co.uk; muddypawspet.com; androidtech.com; funnycatpix.com; cutebabyfix.com; cordeliawilliams.com; funnycatpix.com; wallpaper.najoomi.com; catgasm.com; devonrex.com; photobucket.com]

Don’t forget! You can leave a comment on this post for an entry in The Cat’s Meow’s giveaway of a custom oil painting of your cat by Linden Alley.

]]> http://blogs.catster.com/the-cats-meow-a-cat-and-kitten-blog/thursday-thirteen-13-laughing-cats/2009/09/02/feed/ 32 Wordless Wednesday http://blogs.catster.com/the-cats-meow-a-cat-and-kitten-blog/wordless-wednesday-7/2009/09/01/ http://blogs.catster.com/the-cats-meow-a-cat-and-kitten-blog/wordless-wednesday-7/2009/09/01/#comments Wed, 02 Sep 2009 04:00:21 +0000 Karen Nichols http://blogs.catster.com/the-cats-meow-a-cat-and-kitten-blog/?p=6833
ww2sep

[CREDIT: yuku.com]

Don’t forget! You can leave a comment on this post for an entry in The Cat’s Meow’s giveaway of a custom oil painting of your cat by Linden Alley.

]]> http://blogs.catster.com/the-cats-meow-a-cat-and-kitten-blog/wordless-wednesday-7/2009/09/01/feed/ 27 I Wanna Hold Your Hand! http://blogs.catster.com/the-cats-meow-a-cat-and-kitten-blog/i-wanna-hold-your-hand/2009/09/01/ http://blogs.catster.com/the-cats-meow-a-cat-and-kitten-blog/i-wanna-hold-your-hand/2009/09/01/#comments Tue, 01 Sep 2009 15:00:35 +0000 Karen Nichols http://blogs.catster.com/the-cats-meow-a-cat-and-kitten-blog/?p=7079 Meet Chester, the cat who just wants to reach out and touch somebody:

In a reader? Click here.

Don’t forget! You can leave a comment on this post for an entry in The Cat’s Meow’s giveaway of a custom oil painting of your cat by Linden Alley.

]]> http://blogs.catster.com/the-cats-meow-a-cat-and-kitten-blog/i-wanna-hold-your-hand/2009/09/01/feed/ 25 Wordless Wednesday http://blogs.catster.com/the-cats-meow-a-cat-and-kitten-blog/wordless-wednesday-4/2009/08/12/ http://blogs.catster.com/the-cats-meow-a-cat-and-kitten-blog/wordless-wednesday-4/2009/08/12/#comments Wed, 12 Aug 2009 07:05:17 +0000 Karen Nichols http://blogs.catster.com/the-cats-meow-a-cat-and-kitten-blog/?p=6286

[LINK: AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com]


(reminds me of that classic Pretenders song, “Got Cats in Pocket.”)

]]> http://blogs.catster.com/the-cats-meow-a-cat-and-kitten-blog/wordless-wednesday-4/2009/08/12/feed/ 5 Monday Movie: Fat Cat – a Cautionary Tale http://blogs.catster.com/the-cats-meow-a-cat-and-kitten-blog/monday-movie-how-fat-is-too-fat/2009/08/10/ http://blogs.catster.com/the-cats-meow-a-cat-and-kitten-blog/monday-movie-how-fat-is-too-fat/2009/08/10/#comments Mon, 10 Aug 2009 07:05:41 +0000 Karen Nichols http://blogs.catster.com/the-cats-meow-a-cat-and-kitten-blog/?p=2502

I see SlimFast in this cat’s future.

In a reader? Click here.

]]> http://blogs.catster.com/the-cats-meow-a-cat-and-kitten-blog/monday-movie-how-fat-is-too-fat/2009/08/10/feed/ 12 Thursday 13: Thirteen CUTE Spooning Cats http://blogs.catster.com/the-cats-meow-a-cat-and-kitten-blog/thursday-13-thirteen-cute-spooning-cats/2009/08/05/ http://blogs.catster.com/the-cats-meow-a-cat-and-kitten-blog/thursday-13-thirteen-cute-spooning-cats/2009/08/05/#comments Thu, 06 Aug 2009 06:35:27 +0000 Karen Nichols http://blogs.catster.com/the-cats-meow-a-cat-and-kitten-blog/?p=6072 This week’s Thursday 13 is devoted to cute photos of spooning cats.

Everybody say, “Awwwwww!”




cat






















1155197mj2


149097572_aa8fdfddc8


[PHOTO CREDITS: 1, 8 & 9) icanhascheezburger; 2) dailypets.co.uk; 3) gladstone.uoregon.edu; 4) z.about.com; 5) dailyemailforwards.com; 6 & 13) flickr; 7) tumblr.com; 10) cuteoverload; 11) dailymail.co.uk; 12) maobert.com]

]]> http://blogs.catster.com/the-cats-meow-a-cat-and-kitten-blog/thursday-13-thirteen-cute-spooning-cats/2009/08/05/feed/ 22 8 Things Cats Do with Their Heads in the Toilet http://blogs.catster.com/the-cats-meow-a-cat-and-kitten-blog/8-things-cats-do-with-their-heads-in-the-toilet/2009/08/04/ http://blogs.catster.com/the-cats-meow-a-cat-and-kitten-blog/8-things-cats-do-with-their-heads-in-the-toilet/2009/08/04/#comments Tue, 04 Aug 2009 10:00:41 +0000 Karen Nichols http://blogs.catster.com/the-cats-meow-a-cat-and-kitten-blog/?p=5969 In our house, there’s a standing order to leave the toilet seat down, because an uncovered toilet offers our cats an irresistible temptation to explore. Funny, that, given our cats’ aversion to water.

Luckily, I recently discovered what they find so compelling. Here’s your guide to “What Cats Do When Looking Inside the Toilet,” courtesy of you.uz.


cat 9

Reading Books








cat 7

Secretly drinking whisky








cat 6

Underwater swimming








cat 5

Catching dinner








cat 4

Doing magic. Cats can do that too!








cat 3

Spycat Stuff








cat 2

Plumbing








cat 1

Voting in cat elections






So, what do YOUR cats do with their heads inside the toilet???


[LINK: you.uz]

]]> http://blogs.catster.com/the-cats-meow-a-cat-and-kitten-blog/8-things-cats-do-with-their-heads-in-the-toilet/2009/08/04/feed/ 9