Is Garfield–Not Skeezix–First in the Hearts of Catsters?
Hey evrybuddy, Skeezix here. This week thare’s a Catster pole asking hoo yer all-time faverite famous cat is. Maybey it’s becuz Garfeeld is listed ferst and I’m listed last, but I am lagging vary far behind Garfeeld (hoo, by the way has NO fashun sense) in the voting.
This has reezulted in a big crisis in self-esteem for me. Maybe even an existenshul crisis. And other werries, too. Like maybe TR will wunt to hire Garfeeld as the Catster blogger insted of me. So I’m riting a list of the akshuns I need to take to better pozition myself to win a popyularity pole aginst Garfeeld:
- Eet lots of lazagne. (Mite be tuff. Fansy Feest duzn’t make lazagne.)
- Die my furs orange. (Looks good on Calvin, but it’s not reely my color.)
- Git a sidekik like Odie. (Any takers?)
- Make over a billyun dollars in merchandizing revenoo eech yeer (Obviusly, my Zazzle shop just isn’t cutting it.)
- Make sum feecher films. (How do I git the Hollywood Bigwigs to take a meeting?)
- Gane 20 pownds. (I eet 5 cans of Fansy Feest a day, and I’m still only slitely beefier than Barney Fife. Any sugjeschuns?)
Any ideas yoo have will be vary much appreshiated. And if yoo have a minit, pleeze cast a vote for me. Or “MOI” as Garfield might say (or was that Miss Piggy? I get those porkers mixed up.)
You are #1 with us Skeezix. We vote for you every time the poll lets me. You are so much cooler than Garfield!
We voted for you this morning. We don’t know if we can vote more than once but we will go back and try.
Well WE voted for you without any hesitation Skeezix. You are the coolest cat Ever! Garfield, eat your heart out!! Love, Deebie and Chelsea Louise
Skeezix, don’t change a thing. You are perfect just the way you are. We love you and read your blog every day.
I have so far voted 87 times for you and 1 time for Garfield, mostly because of his quote “Diet is DIE with a T in it.” Other than that one thing, he’s never really been as clever as you are.
xoxo Tailer
PS please don’t tell the people at Catster that I am manipulating their poll. i am just doing what is right for all catmanity.
Skeezix, you are tooo kool! Garfield, who?
Skeezix, I’ll give you my Ugly Kitty as your sidekick!! MOL
Skeezie, we think you are so much more pawsome than Garfield!!!!!
Skeezix you are our favoritest Cat on Catster and everywhere else, too! We went & voted for you! You are just right the way you are!!
Your FL furiends,
Skeezix, you are the man! Don’t let some ole poll tell you otherwise!! Our whole family thinks you are totally COOL! Love and votes, Angel Amelia, Martin, Francis, Matthew, Vincent, Cuddles, Madeline and angels Hugo and Magdelene!
Wee voated pher yu rite off dah bat Skeez!! Yu beeez WAY kooler den enny ub doez udder kettz.
I feell sorry for the cat in the hat. He’s cool.
Not as cool as Skeezy, but still, a clever fellow.
WTG Tailer!
Catzowey! Without a doubtacat YOU Skeeze my best Bay Area buddie are meowvalously more fantasticat than the orange dude – and hey, hasn’t he used up more than 9 lives by now? Your a youngun and our FAVORITE FELINE!!! Don’t lose a catnap over a contest – cuz we all know you’re the mighty meowster & numbah 1 with 4 fantasticat pawty paws! Woo Hoo !!
Skeezix I voted for you all the times I could! You are much, much better then that FAKE cat! You are real Skeezix, Garfield is for babies! You are my Shining Star!
Polls don’t mean nuttin! Don’t gain that 20lbs. You will poop too much and I am not sure that would be good fur the food ladys food bill!!
I can’t stand Garfield and neither can my mom. He is yucky and as Rue Rue pointed out he isn’t even real. I tried to vote more than once but Catster wouldn’t let me. But I have friends with other computers… watch out Garfield!
Cheers,
luci
The only thing Garfield has going for him is his orangeness. You are way cooler than Garfield, Skeezix! Dang, you even have pink toes and own a tux. Garfield is a big goof and doesn’t deserve to win.
Dood! You eat FIVE cans a day??!?!?! OH MAN! I only get TWO! And you’re like SKINNY and I’m like NOT! But dood, you gotta know you’re waaaaaay cooler than Garfield. You got my vote, and Buddah’s too.
You’re the only REAL cat in the bunch! Them other loozers shood be diskwallified.
I’m too yung to know any of them anyhow.
We voted for you Skeez; fake kitties don’t count.
No offense Skeezy, we like you a lot, but Garfield, well, he’s got that cuddly-cat look, ya know? You don’t look very cuddly