Yo Kittehs! Earn Nip Money by Babysitting
Hey, evrybuddy, Skeezix the Cat heer.
Do you have a ‘nip habit? A gerlcat frend hoo likes nice dates? A taste fur the finer things in life like Kitty Caviar? If you anserd “yes” to any of these qwestions, you can probly use sum extra cash. And whut better way to ern it than by babysittin’?
I know whut yer thinkin’. Why shood I spend even one minute longer than absolootly nessessary with a tale puller hoo skreems so lowd it can brake yer eardrums?
Well, heer’s the deel. Peeple kittins are kyoot, and they can make good frends and playmates. Win they arn’t using you as a mattress:
… or a pillow:
You’ll git a chanse to teech yer peeple kittin abowt social hierarky:
… how to aksesserize:
… how to show yer teeths win the flashy box is pointed at you:
… and how to drink frum the water fowntin:
Just a cupple of instrukshuns before you start:
Don’t pull the plug!!!!
… and don’t let it eet yer branes:
Peeple kittins can get boring, so I’ve fownd that babysittin’ is always better win you bring a frend along to keep you cumpany:
As you can planely see, babysittin’ can be both fun and profitubul, and win dun rite, you’ll both have the time of yer life!
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We laffed at all of them, but we think the say cheese one made us laff the most.
Those pictures are crackin’ me up – especially the little peeple eating the cat’s brains – MOL!
That zombie people kitten scares us! We can think of easier ways to earn our nip money…this could be too dangerous!
OMC!
I’m lovin the water fountain!!!!
Super Cute and some of those are just down right fun! – but just want to state the obvious, that most cats won’t stand being a plaything for babies, and you should never leave a cat (or any animal, for that matter) with a baby, especially a newborn who is incapable of moving if a cat sleeps on top of a head.
MOL Skeezie – I’ve got my paws full with those Tabby Terror sisfurs of mine – I don’t think I could handle a little hooman!!
We loved them all, but #13 is precious!!!
Sniffie and the Florida Furkids
I dunno, Skeezy. We are nearly 100% unlikely to encounter any people kittens at our house, so we’ve take up recycling an’ blackmail to earn moneys. Charmee the Enforcer is furry talented at guardin’ our moneys in his piggy bank. No babysittin’ for us … no sir!
DMM
This was very cute, but i hated the way you butchered the english language. That was not cute at all, it was very stupid…profitubul…cumpany…Peeple…
I think even cats are more intelligent than that.
Nice try though….
the zombie on is a fake baby, it’s just a toy, not a real baby
TOO CUUUUUTe….