Car Wreck Wrecks My Chances of Being in the Driver’s Seat
Hi, evrybuddy, Skeezix heer. I was a little upset this week to reed about a lady in Grand Junction, Colorado, hoo got in a car wrek because her two cats were havin’ a cat fite in her lap. She got distrakted and drove the car off the rode just like Toonces, and the car overternd. Anuther car and a semi-truck had to swerve off the road to avoid hitting the woman. The cats ran off after the aksident and have not been found. The woman was hospitalized but was not seriously injured. But even tho I’m upset abowt the cats not being found, I’m more upset becuz if Mr Tasty Face (the man hoo runs owr house) reeds this story he will never let me ride loose in the car agin. 
The Food Lady and Mr Tasty Face let me out of my carrier on rode trips cuz I git the sqwerts and need to use the catbox a lot, so they don’t wunt me to have an aksident inside my carrier. (Which wood be VARY distrakting to the driver cuz I produce a lot of stink molecules.) So I gess I’m gonna hafta go shopping on the innernets for a kyoot booster/safety seet like the hot pink pleather one on the right cuz I woodn’t wunt to miss a good rode trip. I know Mr Tasty Face woodn’t wunt me to end up being scraped off I5 like a scene frum that classik moovey, Red Assfalt.
If yoo have a cat safety seet to recummend, leeve a note in the comments!
Hmm, is dat a bilt in litter tray in dat booster seat? Wow, we want one of dem. We’z tired of riding inside our PTU’s strapped down to da seat!
We hope you get the one with the optional snack trays, Skeezix!
I gotta get out of my Prizzuner Transportashun Yoonit or she screams and screams and make myself pyook in it. But I am vary gud abowt not disturbing my lady. We just sing togethur and evary once in while I switch frum the frunt seet to the bak.
- Rosie
I get to get out of my frizzuner transportashun yoonit cause I’m a gud moovabul mashene ridur. I go undur the seet with my mancat bootay stiking owt fur the WHOLE ride.
-Cheeto
Safety is important! I would like one of those car booster seats. But since I usually huddle in the far corner of my carrier curled up into a ball about as big as a golf-ball, I do not think I will require one.
I do what Daisy does, except I go really flat. It just looks like the PTU has fur carpet.
We so hope those cats are found!!!!!!
Ooops. No wonder Jan won’t let us ride loose in the car. But we don’t have the squirts, so what’s her excuse?
Skeezix, I travel with a litter box in my Car-Go Double from Sturdi Products, Inc.: http://www.sturdiproducts.com/4111/xcart/home.php?cat=21
It has two compartments, so I can ride (or nap) in one compartment but quickly get to my litter box in the adjoining compartment, without leaving the safety of the carrier. You can also get a hammock to give you a better view out. It does nothing for the stink molecules, though — believe me!
Mom likes ta keep us inna carrier becuz just in case anything happenz we safe in there. But ONE day she hadda take us to the doc an there were three little pallets a cat food cans onna passenger seet (itsa sports car so no back seet at all) so she jus put the carrier onna top a the catfood an strapped us in an–bingo! We wuz safe AN we could look outta da window at efferything! It’s da best. So instead a carrying around a load a catcans mom is gonna build a little carpeted (to protec da lether seets an da bottom of the carrier) “booster seat” that she can put the carrier on toppa. We even ride wif da TOP DOWN wen it’s summertime! Boy–dats da best!